I don’t think he’ll pay your legal fees. Just the brokeback cowboys at his “rallies” get that luxury.

I’m sorry, I read all of your replies in a British accent in my mind and I’m pretty sure I butchered it just as much as when I speak it out loud. But, it was fucking brilliant, old chap! (In my own mind, of course)

Guess the police actually heard Trump when he said “just take your hand away when you’re putting them in the car.” Perfect time to use his own words. Perfect. Time.

Doesn’t he kinda sorta maybe sound like John Legend?!

Is she 76 in cat years or hooman years? 🤔