Let’s be honest, the only real answer is Dijon-Prenois.

“Could you two deus ex machina this shitshow?”

Note from Rudy’s ex wives: “Straight, no. True, no. Unvarnished ... yeah. Sadly. Could have used a coat or two.”

You don’t need a boat.

Ironic considering the cars end up doing left turns.

Here’s how to drink beer.

or a great band name

Le Chiffre has apparently quit the evil villain game to become a major league pitcher.

Please edit your post to correctly note ‘curb and people filming burnouts’. Feel free to use ‘meat with cell phones’ or ‘human barricades’ in lieu of ‘people’

Just the other say I saw a Calvin pissing sticker on a Cadillac. A little voice inside my head said don’t look back, you can never look back.

You know you’re a plugger when you understand this reference.

Is it a community full of Pluggers?

Comics Curmudgeon readers have known about Garbage Ape for years. Seriously, why isn’t joshreads.com more popular?

This show has everything: Chadwick Boseman, John Mulaney, disappointment thrones.

This is the right answer, but it’s not just simpletons. It’s a legal conspiracy to change the definition of “sex trafficking” to encompass all of sex work. And it appears to be working. I’m not really a fan of prostitution, but to label it all as sex trafficking and then pat yourself on the back for your hard work at…

I used to tie a Tamagotchi to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to buy a Tamagotchi cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of Bill Clinton on ‘em. “Gimme five Slick Willie’s for a quarter”, you’d say.

‘zactly. Deadbeat Chads.

People who are not military using military jargon are THE WORST.