Be cool about that. They don’t know I have pics of their press car.

That’s the Tuesday special at the Pink Pony.

Just don’t get into claymation.

Coldstone.

Is Rax still around?

and they all wake up in a giant bed next to Susanne Pleshette

[snorts the vodka]

Maybe they could print the N book sideways?

*fingers crossed for Herman’s Head*

Anything that’s a poke to the eye of the stringback glove wearing Ferrari-istas is okay with me.

There’s a perfectly empty vault they could’ve been using this whole time, too.

Isn’t the history of this motor completely missed in the article? This motor was the inspiration for the Miller-and then copied by Offenhauser. Which was raced from the teens to the eighties in Indy-road racing-midgets-etc. This car is the great grand daddy of all American racing.

I’ve been living off of email forward residuals for 25 years.

I think her best option is a nice swim in the harbor. Will that solve her problem?

He’s Will Ferrell in Austin Powers.

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

Now that’s a stock car. It actually looks like the model it’s supposed to be, not some generic shape with stickers for a grill. And it’s “parent” car really was a RWD V-8. Nascar was just better then.

Believe it or not, it’s just me.

Tractors are cows, soooo....