and they all wake up in a giant bed next to Susanne Pleshette

[snorts the vodka]

Maybe they could print the N book sideways?

*fingers crossed for Herman’s Head*

Anything that’s a poke to the eye of the stringback glove wearing Ferrari-istas is okay with me.

There’s a perfectly empty vault they could’ve been using this whole time, too.

Isn’t the history of this motor completely missed in the article? This motor was the inspiration for the Miller-and then copied by Offenhauser. Which was raced from the teens to the eighties in Indy-road racing-midgets-etc. This car is the great grand daddy of all American racing.

I’ve been living off of email forward residuals for 25 years.

He’s Will Ferrell in Austin Powers.

But in actuality, it’s an acronym for “The Cucks Undermining Trump Can’t Understand The Crazy Useless Taxes Act.”

Now that’s a stock car. It actually looks like the model it’s supposed to be, not some generic shape with stickers for a grill. And it’s “parent” car really was a RWD V-8. Nascar was just better then.

Believe it or not, it’s just me.

Once you reach a certain age, pitching a tent gets harder and harder.

Throw those butter wrappers in a pot, add some potatoes and a carrot, baby you got a stew going!

Ok, ok. We get it. You’re still into a thing that should’ve been over by the late 90's, you feel the FBI is out to get you & your leaders, and you’re probably sticky to the touch. But why did you have to schedule your rally the same weekend as the Juggalos?

John Quiñones? Is that you?

Welcome to US politics in 2017 where everything is made up and the points don’t matter.

Mix in tinsel, added tinsel strength.

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…