It’s the tiniest violin in the world....

To quote Krusty, “If this is anyone but Steve Allen, you’re stealing my bit!”

Damn shame when folks be throwin out a perfectly good white boy.

I see you shiver with antici

As owner of “Pappy’s Runaround” in East Urinal, Nebraska, I take great offense to your comments. Obummer made me have to take out the insurance on my three waitresses and now that I knocked two of ‘em up (Darla is too old and too smart mouthed) why I can barely afford my $4 prime ribb* special and who’s gonna serve it…

When people ask what happened here, tell them that winter came for House Pornhub, and lots of people didn’t.

Good to see the classics never die.

I bet if you threw down $4,000 cash, you could drive away in this bad boy. I think it’d be worth it.

I don’t think he has any idea what he’s trying to express. He just kind of farts words from his face anus.

Does it really matter if it’s fake? Does anyone think a person living in a median housing development in South Jersey (or pretty much anywhere else in the country) is sporting a real Speedster, or a real Cobra? I live there and I can tell you even if it was a perfect replica, I would know it was probably 99% fake and…

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

Your honor, my client would like to plead the squid.

Jesus. Who let that asshole out of the country?

There is a pentax MX that features heavily in the Netflix show Stranger Things. My favorite find was that the camera used in the old Stevie Wonder Canon AE-1 skit was actually a Minolta XG-A!

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

I vote for a Hell Wagon (Power Wagon powered by HC).

In one piece that covers the seats and floor, so you can pull it out and pour out the contents.