I resent resemble that remark!

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

It also counts as channeling one’s inner Tommy Ivo, though not so much until they start multiplying. When all else fails, add more nailhead.

Or when they didn’t give you RSTLNE.

“Flabby White Insanity” is the name of an all-male rap group that got in the biz so they could say the N-word constantly.

Crazy people would cry for help.

Move to Colorado- there’s a TON of great craft beer that’s selling in cans out here, and it’s not a step back from bottles- it’s absolutely on par.

Catalytic converters aren’t actually a thing. What people mean to say is Cadillac converter which is a device GM has to put on cars that share bodies between brands to make them a Cadillac. So when you take the same basic frame of a Chevy Tahoe you have to add a Cadillac converter to make it an Escalade.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…

Amazon, huh? Does it pick up #ResistanceRadio?

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

To answer your lead question, no. Marketers, if you’re paying attention, I’m a millenial who can afford things now, and there are a few things I want out of a new car:

A proper Fiero body kit should always be a Testarossa one.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

All of the germs were blocking the door.

Chris Christie is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks that by sticking to Trump they will be rewarded for their loyalty. After everything he did for Ompa Loompa Hitler, all he got for his trouble was to first see the VP be taken, then lose the head of the transition team, and now not a single word of him being…

Are you by chance driving around in courtesy car #45 from the Shole dealership?