Your honor, my client would like to plead the squid.

Jesus. Who let that asshole out of the country?

There is a pentax MX that features heavily in the Netflix show Stranger Things. My favorite find was that the camera used in the old Stevie Wonder Canon AE-1 skit was actually a Minolta XG-A!

“I want to go to a game, but not a home game. Instead I’ll pay hundreds of dollars for a flight, get a hotel, blow all my money and then go to a football game when we’re completely hungover. Then fly back on a Monday.”

I vote for a Hell Wagon (Power Wagon powered by HC).

In one piece that covers the seats and floor, so you can pull it out and pour out the contents.

I resent resemble that remark!

“What were you thinking? You could have been robbed!”

It also counts as channeling one’s inner Tommy Ivo, though not so much until they start multiplying. When all else fails, add more nailhead.

Or when they didn’t give you RSTLNE.

“Flabby White Insanity” is the name of an all-male rap group that got in the biz so they could say the N-word constantly.

Crazy people would cry for help.

Move to Colorado- there’s a TON of great craft beer that’s selling in cans out here, and it’s not a step back from bottles- it’s absolutely on par.

Catalytic converters aren’t actually a thing. What people mean to say is Cadillac converter which is a device GM has to put on cars that share bodies between brands to make them a Cadillac. So when you take the same basic frame of a Chevy Tahoe you have to add a Cadillac converter to make it an Escalade.

In the town where I was born
Lived a man with pipes to hit
And he told us of his Ford
And we all thought “He’s a twit.”
But we drove it anyway
‘Til that Iron Duke did quit
And we all lived off the grid
In our yellow piece of shit.

We all live in a yellow piece of shit
A yellow piece of shit, a yellow piece of shit.
We all live…

Amazon, huh? Does it pick up #ResistanceRadio?

How do you know the combination to my luggage???

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this: