To answer your lead question, no. Marketers, if you’re paying attention, I’m a millenial who can afford things now, and there are a few things I want out of a new car:

A proper Fiero body kit should always be a Testarossa one.

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

He looks like Nickelback’s dad.

All of the germs were blocking the door.

Chris Christie is a cautionary tale for anyone who thinks that by sticking to Trump they will be rewarded for their loyalty. After everything he did for Ompa Loompa Hitler, all he got for his trouble was to first see the VP be taken, then lose the head of the transition team, and now not a single word of him being…

Are you by chance driving around in courtesy car #45 from the Shole dealership?

It is even possible to have no slant?

Allegedly the fastest car in the world is car referred to as “My Buddy’s Mustang”. I hear about it at every car show but have yet to lay eyes on it.

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

Saab 92, 93, 95, 96, 97.

Yeah, but you would lose 10 games a year and everyone would always be on sports radio complaining that your untalented back-up was better than you.

2nd Gear: Honda’s Gonna Make More Big Cars

Republicans blocked every infrastructure bill Obama tried to pass, but I think if Trump pushes for one democrats should absolutely support it. Show that they’re not the same as republicans.

Nah, Trump sensed a draft come into the room, so he was dodging it.

I still have Pac-Man fever. It’s driving me crazy!

It’s hard enough just to find a picture of a stock one, let alone find out out in the wild.

“That’s what I love about these sitcom wives, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”

Considering that he just bought a used British luxury/performance car, I’m sure he has a lifetime supply of shorts. Also opens, high-resistance connections, and floating grounds.