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Not every day a guy flashes two windbreakers.

If you can convince Chris Parnell and Jon Benjamin to star in the respective roles, I’m totally fucking in. And I nominate Tracey Morgan as Spaceman’s tough but lovable boss (kind of what Skinner was to agent Mulder), if only for the fact that I loved how he would yell “Dr. Spaceman!” in 30 Rock. lol

That’s what I want to be when I grow up

This would be the perfect dingy to tow behind the snowbird motorhome, there won’t be another one like it in the campground :)

Do you work at a small radio station in Cincinnati?

It needs to be in 1:1 full scale? Because I really dig photographing my diecast models:

There is one caveat, in a majority of seasons during that era, the driver standings were relatively close and often the championship wasn’t decided until the end of the season.

In today’s F1, if things don’t turn around by the Canadian GP, you’re fucked.

In the Deplorable Basket, she is the yam.

Kellyanne Conway can try as hard as she can to be the Douche Whisperer and tame this asshole, she won’t.

Public Information Officer Don Martin describes the thieves as looking something like this:

Change your name to Karen and trade an MG for one then.

I feel like you over estimated the aspire factor... and I’ve owned 7...

I’d be ok hanging out with Corvette owners in Japan.

So what you’re saying is that all four Jalopnik editors told you to Chevette?

Brown and slick and soft and smelly

Baby Boomers: Millenials are just terrible.

Since the Aerodeck was already posted, I’ve always loved the 87-89 Accord Coupe

Pretty sure that’s a Lame Bro

Sierra RS Cosworth.