The CRX is really one of those cars that just disappeared over the course of like five years. I had an ‘89 Si, which I got in 1993 for like five grand, having just been traded in on a then new Del Sol. They weren’t super common around here but you would see them often enough - when I got rid of it in 1999 you’d still…

You can put up Christmas lights too, if that’s your thing (I knew a guy with an old Chevrolet bucket truck, and he’d let me use it for just that). 

I don’t know, though. I live in a pretty big suburban area, and while I don’t see the police every few minutes I do know that when I call them for some reason they’re awful quick to get there (I work in a store so we call once in a while for shoplifters, and I had neighbors on one side where emergency services were…

Yeah, I would actually have to wear my glasses, or else run smack into a fence or something. 

Oil. Gasoline is engine broth. One is for dipping, one for mixing. 

My favorite kind of trail mix is the kind that’s all M&Ms.

“Two door sedan” is an older term-it literally means a sedan with only two doors. Typically they had a more formal roofline. Coupes usually featured different styling (like the Matador pictured). However by the seventies pretty much any two door was called a coupe, and only four doors were sedans.

I think the only foodstuff I’m willing to transport across state lines is beer. And sometimes, when I’m in Kenosha, I’ll bring back a kringle. 

A lot of native Californians also like the whole “secret menu” thing. A lot of them still act like it’s some kind of Secret West Coast Code that you have to be initiated into, even though I read it on the internet in like 1998, well before I was first disappointed by their food. 

FWIW, I know at least two people who grew up in California, who (claim that) anytime they’re in an In n Out state, they buy several as close to the airport as they can, put them in some kind of cooler, and bring them back, because everyone craves them. I imagine it’s the crack cocaine or heroin or whatever that they…

Much as I’d like an old Hi Ace, I wouldn’t say the Previa is exactly common anymore. Hell, I don’t even recall them being everywhere when they were new - and I don’t think I’ve seen one on the road around here in at least a decade. (YMMV - they might be thicker on the ground out in the desert, for instance)

Who am I kidding. You’d be their parents. 

You’d be the King of Radwood in this. Or the Royal Family’s chauffeur in it.

I think that Rebel Wilson rebelwilsoning dressed as a cat would be hilarious in a cartoon (the people behind Tuca & Bertie need to make this happen), but I can’t stand Corden’s jamescordening as a human, much less a horror show cat, so this is a firm no.

Blasphemy! How dare they! I guess I’ll just have to keep my ‘99 coupe (Nassau Blue Metallic, Black interior, Z06 suspension, automatic) a little while longer! 

These old farts will all say the same thing: “Too bad GM is trying to get rid of it’s long time customers, I guess I just have to keep my (insert old model year here) a while longer, then.”

Needs more stars.

1.) the logo on the headrests of the pilot seats in the spaceship are the Polish Air Force insignia. I don’t recall seeing it before - any ideas why?

I would set my DVR to watch both of these. 

You know, it would probably make a good off road beater. Take the doors off, fully cage it, cut the roof off, flat Lexan windshield attached to the front of the cage. Suspension and drivetrain mods to taste.

For real it’s almost a no-brainer. You might even be able to keep it road registered.