Star for the fact that you called it “grass”. 

No, my purpose is to have a car that interests me, and I’m more interested in unusual cars. “Being seen” doesn’t enter into it.

If I was buying it to drive every day? No, I’d get the Boxster (well, I’d get something else because I don’t like the Boxsters looks). If I’m buying a toy to drive around on weekends and maybe to work once a month? Absolutely. 

I believe in the heirarchy the 924/44/68 series are known as “Poorsches”.

I’d get this over a Boxster because Boxsters are everywhere. 

The hell...? Seriously, he walked around it multiple times? 

That secret menu bullshit is what makes In & Out fanatics go on about it. Which tells me that the secret stuff must just be hot fucking garbage, otherwise it’d be on the menu. 

Some friends and I went to Chik-fil-eh once, not too long after one opened up in town (this was before it became a political statement to eat or not eat there). I finished my meal, and literally said “Welp. That was food.”

You should just get the direct deposit. Ask for the forms at the kiosk during your next protest! Bring a voided check and you can fill them out right there and they’ll file them by COB. Super convenient!

The early Vegas, with the slim chrome bumpers, are particularly good looking cars, in my book. I’m reasonably sure that one would reside in my unlimited garage space collection. (I favor oddballs anyway. I’ll walk past a row of ‘57 Fordrolet Mustamaros to go look at something like a clean Vega wagon). 

MG’s of any kind, but mostly the MGB. My dad had one back in the sixties (before I was born) that he got when he was in the Army. I used to see photos of that car (an Iris Blue ‘67 on steel wheels - a combo you never see anymore, they were all repainted red or BRG in the 80's) and he would talk fondly about driving it…

Wait, shouldn’t we all be buying In & Out food, then filming ourselves not eating it? To own the conservatives or something? My uncle had to smash up his coffee maker and throw away some beer cooler he had, and he told me it was effective.

It has it’s issues but I still found it worth the watch. 

You should totally buy them, because as you know, unless you’re a completely irredeemable mountebank, and you don’t do anything too terrible while back in nineteen dickety three, you’ll come back having learned a valuable lesson and with one small souvinir of your time in the past, like an interesting scar or a…

Skip over the expository dialogue, then it just becomes sexy neighbor drops by instead of sexy stepmom/sib. 

I would legitimately buy an AWD Mustang. New, even, and that’s saying something around here!

I still don’t know who Grimes is. 

Putting turbos on a Prowler is exactly like an heiress starting a perfume brand or introducing a line of organic socks or starting a yacht dealership. It’s a way of trying to look useful. 

I was commuting to school in Chicago at the time, and the newsstands at Ogilvie all had these huge posters of that cover when they got the first issue. It’s the only one I can remember, even though less than a year later I was working in a Borders bookstore as their magazine guy. 

I work with a guy who spends an inordinately large amount of time in the bathrooms - we have one in the office that’s a one-person deal with a door, and a public restroom on the sales floor (I work at a store) with the usual public restroom stalls and urinals. We’re pretty sure that he uses the office restroom for…