Only when the Cubs are playing there. 

What appears to be red overspray on the hood prop worries me as much as the joke in the floor. 

My mother still has a Mrs. Fields’ cookbook, and it still gets referenced.

I don’t know why, but for all my time working in a mall (in a RECORD STORE! I never fail to tell people this) I mostly remember eating two places: a gyro place that I’m pretty sure wasn’t a chain, and The Great Steak And Potato Place. And that’s because of all the stuff available to me - Sbarro, an A&W, a Chinese…

A store I worked at years ago had an agreement with a local pizza place that was a block or two down from us, the owner gave us a nice discount any time we ordered pizzas for the store. It was pretty good pizza, too. We got a new general manager, and for some reason she decided we couldn’t get pizza from them anymore…

I call the crew cab short bed truck the “Suburban Dad Specification”. Much more common around here to see one with a bunch of kid’s crap in the back seats instead of anything in the bed.

Is it weird that I kept saying “Oh, I’ve read that one. Oh yeah, I’ve read that one too. And that one...”? 

I wonder if it would work with plain seltzer or unflavored LaCroix. I like the idea of fizzy coffee.

I’m with Pining, in that I generally don’t drink hot drinks. That said, iced coffee is really easy to screw up. You obviously can’t just pour hot coffee over ice, and taking a pot and putting it in the fridge (to me at least) sometimes makes it super bitter. I’ve never really gotten the hang of making it at home,…

Way back when I worked at Border’s Books, our cafe had a soda fountain (they got rid of fountain drinks with the Seattle’s Best change, I believe), and they used to make something called “The Bolt”. This was a large fountain regular Coke with a big freshly pulled shot of espresso dumped in it. The cold pop cooled the…

This is offensive to both penii and men named Richard.

I have done very specific ones:

A friend of mine likened this to bad beat poetry. 

If it’s a really good muffin, it’s like having a little cupcake with the crunchy top. 

He was probably a second tier bully. You know, there’s the actual tough guys who can hurt you, then there’s the guy who you could probably take in a straight fistfight but has a lot of money and a car, so the actual tough guys let him hang around, and he gets to push people around because he knows the hardasses have…

Right? I didn’t know much about him till I watched Maron (I don’t listen to podcasts, a friend turned me onto the show), and thought “Where the hell’s this guy been, and why isn’t he in everything?”

I like how they all still have the fifth wheels. Like, they just dropped off a trailer full of washing machine parts on the way to the track.

You didn’t get the direct deposit? They have a kiosk at every protest, just bring a canceled check and fill out the forms! Suuuuuper convenient!

About three minutes in on the first video, there appear to be a pair of JNCOs. Just throwing that out there.

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