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Wait....your school sold fireworks? Christ on a fucking Bike, we sold...shit I don’t even remember what we sold. It wasn’t fucking FIREWORKS!

Not necessarily - the cloth is glued to a foam which in turn is glued to a cardboard panel that’s attached to the roof of the car. The foam disintegrates over time regardless, but temperature (and probably humidity) extremes don’t help either. We don’t get really hot temps where I live compared to, say the desert or

Westfield Eleven donor. Duh.

You can even get remotes for phones, if that’s your preferred device. There’s no excuse here except stupidity.

My favorite is the one-of-one Corphibian. Currently lives at the Lane Motor Museum. Inexplicably I only have the one blurry photo of the damned thing - nobody believes me that it exists!

I’ve started getting them now I’m in my 40's. Nothing serious (I don’t typically get really drunk), but I know that if I’ve broached the four beer limit at a party (or worse, while binge watching, where I tend to lose track as I’m engrossed) I’m likely to wake up with a headache the next morning.

Give a blowjob, save the world!

They were Golfs with a costume on. Much like most costumes, they mask the wearer’s identity and usually prohibit them from doing the everyday things they usually do.

There is a corner of my hypothetical lottery win collection devoted to various Lite and TownAce vans (as well as the Nissan Vanette). I don’t quite know why but I love these little things.

Having said that, I also would have a first or second generation Chevy Van, a Greenbrier, an early Ford Econoline, the oldest Ford

We’ve lost one of our Friday’s as well a couple of years ago - they remodeled the building and put in a Potbelly’s and a Noodles & Co. This is on the “worse” side of town (our retail strip has moved about eight miles west. We have a Super Target that’s never busy and a dead mall and everything!), though inexplicably

Yeah, which is weird because in the second video it’s clear that the Mercedes stopped and blocked the track.

After this the cat went and jumped up on the Toyota team’s workbench, knocked a few tools onto the floor, threw up a hairball in a stray helmet, and promptly took a nap in front of a monitor. #becausecat

It was the writing. Top Gear had gotten overly scripted the last few seasons (even the “spontaneous” banter sounded forced), but The Grand Tour was just unbearably lame, especially everything set in the tent. One only needs to look at the stupid recurring celebrity segment (which was humorously shaped the first time)

So why was he carrying a plastic bag stuffed with...other plastic bags? newspaper? empty coffee cups?...strapped to the dashboard during his drift time? It looks like the sort of trash bag my aunt would have hooked to the dash of her minivan.

That was the intended joke - it was sort of funny in the first episode but continuing both segments was a bad idea.

Wait, I appear to be ungreyed.....

Talk about food? You betcha!

Bringing gifts of Vuitton, Fendi, and rump shakin’ beats.

When I think “sexy body part” the word that immediately pops into my head is “haunch”.

Depends on the car. Something big like a Charger or Fairlane pulls a vinyl roof off nicely. Something like a Mustang or Camaro doesn’t look quite as good to my eye. Narrow band whitewalls aren’t so bad, though I prefer red lines myself.

Fun Fact: the Penske team used to run their racing Camaros with vinyl roofs,