As a parent of three boys, I just feel so sorry for those kids because of what their asshole, attention-whore father is doing to them.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

I take offense at your characterization of Magic Johnson being as dumb as “a bag of fucking hammers”; the politically-correct way to describe his intellect would be “a crate of fucking anvils”. Please adjust your notes for future posts.

Nothing would be greater than the Celtics AND the Lakers passing on him and him ending up in Philly.

I’m still hoping Boston trades the first pick to Toronto who takes Ball. I want to see anarchy on draft day at the Ball family table.

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

This is what white people do, everyday in large and small ways to PoC. They antagonize and antagonize and antagonize you, it gives them a sense of false worth to feel better than. It’s their whole persona, being “better than”. “I may be poor, but at least I ain’t a nigger!” White people are fully aware of the…

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

STOP HARASSING OUR GREAT LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD MASTER OF DEALS HE JUST LOST HIS DEAR FRIEND THE GREAT ROGER AILES A GREAT MAN THAT SPENT HIS LIFE FIGHTING FAKE NEWS.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot

I hope the Celtics trade him to Toronto.

c’mon dana! give the people what you told them they asked for!

Smart idea by those people in neon to the left. They probably told their friends and family to be on the lookout in case the camera happened to find them RIGHT BEHIND HOME FUCKING PLATE

Great effort in Dodgers slash fiction. A selection:

I, for one, am just glad we still have the CIA to defend our interests in democratic institutions and ideals at home and abroad.

How on Earth did she get invited to be the commencement speaker at a university, much less an HBCU campus? This is on that school’s administration.

It really is the little things.

As a very frequent flyer and one who hates the airlines, I don’t think I can take the side of the family here. Once then 18 year old got on that other flight his seat was forfeited.

George Foreman wouldn’t have had a problem.