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“He, He-ouch, fuck”

Jesus christ, you’re really going for it with this post. This is incredible. You make it sound in the headline like they’re just chanting it for no reason, because you know “singing along to a song” makes it sound much less bad. Then, when we’re primed to feel bad, you post the sad, desperate text messages of some

Right! Like how soft do you have to be in order to be offended by this?

OF COURSE the lacrosse goal was scored by someone named Keeghan. 

They were all a little riled up after their Anne Frank museum tour.

Rest stop glory hole filled with a cock so big there’s no space on the edges. You’re welcome/I’m sorry.

Just glancing at the headline I thought it called Davis a ‘true restaurant man’ which, honestly, could work too.

Must be Forest Whitaker’s cat.

Like my parents always told me, dumping garbage in the desert is a victimless crime.

Proof that he’s worth a shit.

That must have been the Wesley Snipes of white women.

I hear the Wu-Tang auction was a bidding war between him and Lochte.

Whatever, if the Village People have taught me anything (and they have taught me plenty), it’s that construction workers are easily replaced.

Stallings looks like an off-brand Boeheim.

That picture looks like a Snapchat filter that makes your head big and face tiny.

Using his right even though he’s left handed. Some call it ‘Stranger in the Night’, some call it the ‘Hand of God.” I’m pretty sure Maradona invented it.

Aldon Smith never misses a chance to make an impression on people.

The assistant coach had to get burned pretty badly because you know that shit was piping hot.

too upset for words