If by “news” you mean “puff piece about a guy losing weight”

That’s kinda what I thought. Not only that, but saying shit like that when it’s not the entire reason why he was successful would have defamation/libel/slander lawyers frothing at the mouth.

I meaaaaan... this is fine? I feel like calling out Wendy’s in the original headlines was kinda shitty? Obviously the message was cut out fast food but Brown’s experience was tied to a nearby Wendy’s. So while it can be pointed out in the article that he stopped going to Wendy’s, calling them out in the headline makes…

Am I supposed to be upset over this? It sounds to me like ESPN should have been smart enough not to trash one of their sponsors in a headline in the first place.

HEADLINE THAT SAID NOT NOT EAT SPONSOR’S FOOD ADJUSTED AT SPONSOR’S REQUEST

“On the low end: ski-jumpers, who, let’s face it don’t do much more than fall off a hill. It also behooves them to be as light as possible, so that they can fall (sorry, “jump”) farther”

I’m sure someone more well versed in physics can correct me if I’m wrong, but this seem like a rather dubious assertion.

Weight to…

Linda Holliday. Elite MILF? Or just run-of-the-MILF?

Yeah after that setup Iwas very disappointed it was just a profile on a nobody.

Okay but like, what about that ace bandage? I wanna know the conspiracy theory details about that.

I’m not sure about Denver. One time Iwas walking down the street there and I smelled marijuana.

“Objectively bad” in what way? That sounds pretty subjective since I think that shit is delicious.

Donald Young is an absolute piece of shit. He gets is ass kicked, sulks like a bitch and acts like a classless asshole, then shamelessly plays the race card and accuses his opponent of racism.

Watching the team free skate I understood the accusations about his ass. His ass has an ass for God’s sake.

Contrary to many opinions, Darrell Bevell says he is only a four-tool prospect.

Lane Meyer was the best skier this country has every produced.

The good news is both sides now refer to him as a turncoat.

Watched the interview live and my main takeaway was John Wall definitely smoked weed right before he sat down.

You can’t spell Miazga without MAGA. 

“took a big ol’ handful of full back Denzel Dumfries’s baby maker and gave it a squeeze”

At least in this country you can go get fixed. It might ruin you financially, but you’ll survive. In countries with socialized medicine, people die on waiting lists, or they won’t approve any surgeries if you’re over 70. My Dad’s friend died from some minor brain bleeding because they weren’t allowed to do surgery on…