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Can I take this opportunity to ask if I was the only one who thought Chris Collinsworth was out of his damn mind all game?

In my mind the most definitive aspect of the play was the fact that he caught the ball on the 6 and lost it 1 yard deep in the endzone. If you can transport the ball 7 yards, you’re a runner, period.

I bet these sorry NBA officials didn’t even call that a charge.

Best name in the game.

Antonio Brown and JJ Watt?

I briefly considered sticking up for Sosa’s induction into the HoF, but then I thought, “Fuck it...there’s already enough white guys in there.”

He has the right to be a hateful idiot and doesn’t owe anyone an apology for it.

Are we doing the “Let’s remember some players” game?

Proven American classics.

See, this is one of the major problems with our insta-journalism. Izzo was asked a question after a game. He didn’t set up a press conference. He surely wasn’t intending to deal with that issue. He had no time to prepare an answer, and the first thing that came out of his mouth wasn’t exactly a good thing to say.

I’m not going to say he’s poor, but he was un-drafted, his signing bonus was $3,300, and his lifetime earnings are less than a million.

Cool story, shithead.

I don’t believe this for a second. There’s no chance anybody could do 105 at 9:30am on the 101's Tempe corridor.

I think it’s malware, I’ve seen it on phones and tablets for years. No website gives a shit about the kind of ads they use as long as they get paid, so sneaky scripts are put in that fuck up people’s phones and tablets.

Somewhere, Jared Lorenzen is eating a Hot Pocket and reading this, and weeping softly.

Paul’s as good as any point guard in NBA history

Approved* in minutes**!

“Turns out coach Tyronn Lue was in the hot water. We apologize for any inconvenience.”

I’m a fat beer drinking slob, so please excuse my naïveté, but isn’t punishing your body like this very detrimental to your long term health?

I had zero idea that he made an appearance in Electrique Beauxgaloo