He then explained that their medical plan covers “boob and vajayjay cancer.”

I’m sure inquiring minds want to know, given the roster turnover, if he still holds the title?

First Karen Sypher, now Papa John telling all of us what we already knew: Pitino could not and would not last.

Since you are one of the Deadspin Idiots that taste-tested, then ranked, chain pizzas, which is it: the best (according, somehow, to your rankings) or trash? It can’t be both.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I’d like to thank the Chargers for weaning me off football before every weekend was just a collection horrifying injuries and dog whistle politics. Love you Ryan Leaf.  

“First rule is to make sure your opponents are the ones playing checkers while you play chess”

- Lavar Ball, while staring at a backgammon board

By Emmet Smith?

About damn time someone in the NFL promoted Prostate Awareness!

2uper 2hitty

But you should have seen the gift casket he sent!

You work remotely, can thus live anywhere and you chose to live in Tampa fucking Florida?

You forget that Dwight Howard still exists.

Rattle and Hum is a great fucking album. #11 is disrespectful.

Joe Harris looks and sounds like someone NBA 2K gives you when you first open create-a-player

“According to Jimmy Hyams, Currie didn’t even know that Schiano had ever coached at Penn State...”

It’s just like Ray to try and make a suit disappear.

Picturing Kevin Garnett’s expletive laden shouts of jubilation at reading this with my 3 year old chilling over there has me like ...

Wanna know who definitely finds this amusing?: