He Don’t Got Game.

11 seconds? Hold my beer

All Dopa, no Ropa.

Why is the NFL looking into this and not the police?

We now know Patrick Wyman’s burner account.

I’m still boycotting Wisconsin until Brendan Dassey gets to watch Wrestlemania.

So much this! I’m in my 40s and I grew up watching NASCAR every week (dad’s still a big fan) and as recently as 10 years ago I even kept a cursory tab on things like which race was coming up, who was leading the standings, etc, to be able to have a respectable level of conversation with my dad over the phone.

An interesting tidbit of data: even though they have one of the worst records in the West, they have the second highest point differential behind Golden State.

If he’s a pastor I’m an astronaut.

How are the contact extension negotiations going, Rodger? Not great?

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

Joe’s firing is clearly over internal strife. There’s no justification for the firing otherwise. If the Yankees had been swept by Cleveland and this decision was made after the Game 2 ALDS brain fart then the politics/emotion of it would at least explain this otherwise. But, given how the Yankees finished the season…

Ask anyone from Denmark, Sweden or Norway and they get pissed when you say that Finland is part of Scandinavia. Finland an Iceland do not count, they say.

This was not mentioned in the article anywhere, but I though you should know.

Doesn’t it look like he has an inner fat kid that is just dying to get out?

It appears Martavis Bryant got traded to the Stealers.

Love Moops vs. Moors. Brilliant.

Also easier to peel!

Get better eyes. Holy shit.

Cool, but if you put a 26.2 sticker on your car I will run you off the road.

I’m Irish Catholic and I have 13 aunts/uncles on one side and 45 first cousins. What I’m saying is that there is a little truth to all the rumors so I’m going to die thinking that Jewish guys put their weiners through bedsheets. The thought amuses me.