I’ll admit it, even if it makes me look like a horrible person.

Can someone pretty please Photoshop a piece of Little Caesars pizza in for the salts?

“Jesus Christ Bobby. I said I was from Monte-negro. Read a fucking book for once!”

Three consecutive 300 games is called a “900 series”? How fucking boring. Shouldn’t it be called a “pterodactyl” or some such thing?

Okay, but nothing is worse than going to a museum where people take pictures of every single painting in an exhibit. It looks the same as it does in every book, and you’re in my way.

Yoplait, you pay.

They soured on him pretty fast. That might have flown in college, but not in probiotics.

I’m looking at the Spanish government response and thinking it’s completely ridiculous. There was no indication that independence would have been the favored choice and the central government could always deny the legitimacy of the vote anyway. Now the separatists have exactly what they want.

Who’s ever ready for this sort of thing?

I can’t wait to see how they work this into an episode of Umlaut & Order: SVU.

It would be funnier if he played for the LA Sparks, for many reasons.

Are you positive?

His opinion needs to be heard as he is an expert on Malice.

That’s guy’s Dad sure could make a great cheeseburger.

The babies suspiciously look like Janoris Jenkins.

I love their ownership structure. I mean, the shares might as well be completely worthless, but when they wanted to refurbish Lambeau, all they had to do was conduct a stock offering and people were more than willing to line up and fund it!

I’m sure she would like to hear the roar of the crowd and be engaged just a little more. I mean, this is kinda rough treatment when just wants to be treated in a fair way. I guess that’s just par for the course, but I’m glad she tee’d off on them.

The Next Matt Stares

It’s the only way a Royal can get runs lately.

Chet Lemon