I was genuinely shocked when they updated the original story after so many people in the comments called out Kylie’s half-assed and biased reporting of it because I think it was the first time I’ve ever seen this site update to include actual facts.

Unfortunately, when you hit these crazy fucks with these facts, they just rely on the good old “That’s God’s plan” to explain away any inability to get pregnant or miscarriage.

Ha, I was 18 when I told my mom I wanted a nosejob... Ironically I wanted a bigger nose/a bump ala Streisand. My mom told me I should just “get someone guy to whack you off on the street”.

Also, “HR” along with “Marketing” are two of the most bamboozling confusingly well-paid job titles I know.

Do wealthy people eventually become so wealthy that they can’t imagine money being the motivation to work? Most CEO’s make huge amounts of money and don’t retire (which is 100% what I would do if I made $5M in one year. Seriously, thanks for the money, I’m out!) so I think they must just LOVE to work and assume that…

Black, Arab, AND gay (sorry... “battling same-sex attraction”) conservative!

This was many many jobs ago. But, meh, the next gig was more money/perks/fun with less responsibility. Add in a nice “fuck you” and I’ll take that any day.

Huh? It’s pretty clear that the $26M is in reference to a sales goal, given that this is a company that SELLS things to make money. Have you never worked for a for-profit company?

And it starts with the CEO and drips down to every manager, too. I was a retail store manager several years ago and when a nearby location’s manager quit, I was given the “opportunity” to manage two stores instead of one. Logically I thought this would mean a significant pay rise because I would be literally doing the…

I once asked my boss if we could discuss the possibility of getting a raise and her response was “I can’t just GIVE you more money!”

Yes! I was casually seeing a guy a few years ago who bragged that he got a $18,000 refund from his tax return as though... it was supposed to make him sound rich? Instead he just sounded like an idiot. Cool, dude... that’s $1,500 a month you could have put into various investments. Hell, just having it in a checking…

WHY IS EVERYTHING A FUCKING SLIDESHOW?!!?

It isn’t. When you say someone is going to ban a bad thing, it doesn’t sound bad unless you lack basic comprehension skills.

Like Tolstoy said: “All happy families are alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way”.

One of my irrational fears is being arrested/going to jail. If I was on trial I think I wouldn’t even drive for fear of running a red or getting a parking ticket, let alone think “hmmm, I’ll just buy this ticket to Mexico as a one way, no one will think that’s shady!”

Imagine finding out your mom led multiple women to believe that they had medical issues ONLY her company could diagnose, or that they were so lucky that her company came around just in time to tell them their pregnancy wasn’t viable when in fact it was. And then you find out you mom only got pregnant with you because…

So yes, she’s basically an idiot or just doesn’t want to put ANY effort into making her own fortune.  I think we agree that she could if she knew how or wanted it, but clearly she’s fine just living in her Trump bubble (gag)

That’s my point--she’s not smart enough to be doing those things.

I honestly don’t think she’s smart or business savvy enough to know how to make (enough) money if she were to divorce him, or have any idea how to hire people who could advise her. Ivana was able to make herself into her own brand, at least. I feel like Melania would just end up judging county level talent shows in…