And knowing Barron’s height must have come from Melania’s side (instead of his) or her sleeping with another man. It does bring me joy to imagine how angry and small he must feel inside.

Based on reports that he wears ~3" lifts in his shoes, and looks a little shorter than Obama in photos, I would estimate that Trump is, like, 5'9" on a good day and is DEFINITELY sad about it.

100% agreed. This is not a 6'3" man.  Isn’t Barron, like, 8 feet tall?  That must be so infuriating to this jackass...

I had an ex who was SURE he was 6'2" and when I pointed out I was taller than him he confidently said “yeah, because you’re 6'3"!”

Totally agree.  Everything these kind of people do is for $$$ and fame. This grift just didn’t work out. Too bad, so sad.

Eh, as an overweight gay man (not a twink, not yet a bear—so I know about “our” standards) I guess I’ve been exposed to too much of Trixie and Katya’s “Faggy Bald Fuck” merch to judge baldness, except in the case of bad people.

I actually think, as far as royal PR goes, she somehow nailed it post- the toe sucking and cash for access money scandals (some really major ones, at the time) and ingratiated herself back into royal life.

Does it sound like that, though? I’m pretty sure rich people are used to/expect valuable things from strangers without ever intending to repay it. This isn’t like a “normal person” wedding where you write down all the gifts and send thank you cards.

The strangest part of the story! Can you imagine how the internet would be FLOODED with cellphone pictures from witnesses if Kim ever showed up on a Southwest flight, let alone carrying a trash bag?!

The difference here, which makes it fun to mock, is that this guy was/is obsessed with machismo and lied about being bald by choice, when he clearly wants a full head of hair as made obvious by his twitter post. He’s also a SHITTY person and a bully who has taken advantage of the insecurities of other people. I think…

I feel ya.  Intense widows peaks run in my family so I’ve had my hairline since was a child.  Now that I’m a man in my mid-thirties people sometimes assume I’m fighting baldness when... this is just my face? And so what if I WAS going bald?

I agree—baldness happens. But it’s fun to mock when it happens to a man who clearly tried to frame it as a mascbro choice when he likely secretly wishes he had a full mane (which is why he posted on twitter about having a full head of hair, when he clearly doesn’t in the first place).

I said a while back that this is the funniest part of him being in jail.  I actually find bald men more attractive, in general, but he was obviously pretending this was some “macho” look when in fact he just doesn’t have any hair :( What makes it sad is that he probably spent so much $$$ on rogaine before giving in…

Yup! That’s the part that stood out to me. Ick exactly.

Aside from what’s mentioned in this story? No, but I’ve always just gotten an “ick” feeling, albeit from afar. Same feeling I used to get when I watched Kevin Spacey in movies, weirdly enough.

The Weeknd has always skeeved me out but everyone else in my life seemed to think he was a good guy because.... he made good music, I guess?

Total “wouldn’t it be crazy if my brother had sex with you while I watched? Not that I’d ever want that to happen but...” vibe

Again... what would be your threshold for incarceration as punishment? Madoff’s kids were both fully grown when he went to jail and look what happened there.

I had to google Sam Levinson because I never got around to watching Euphoria and the image results show the face of a man who I 100% believe would be the type of guy to say something like “wouldn’t it be CRAZY/FUNNY/EDGY if we did something like... (insert any gross thing here)?”

And yet no response to what other suggestions you have for what to do with criminals.