Shorts imply unprofessionalism the same way an adult diaper implies incontinence.

Your kids would be safer in a hermetically sealed bubble

Or you could, I dunno, not spray fecal matter everywhere.

Screw those guys. I was training for a triathlon but didn’t wear the serious biker gear when training because I didn’t like it. Got called a Fred. I could out ride just about every guy who called me a Fred. It was fun passing those dicks on climbs. I run on a very regular basis. I always nod/wave to other runners no…

“There are few things dorkier than putting a bell on your bicycle.”