Man, I really look forward to reading this article in two months at my dentists office.

Keep trying Jezebel, I’m not going to hate Kristen Bell, and don’t know why you think I should.

300k for this I’m voting crack pipe, having a placard at a cars and coffee that reads Steve Jobs used to own this is a big yawner.

Jalop level 10/10.

A friend of mine bought a VW Diesel Golf. Turns out the sellers lied about the emissions or something big time. Super sketchy scenario. Whatevs. Sellers took it back.

I purchased a Buick Regal from the family of a woman who had committed suicide. It wasn’t until later, when strange smells starting surfacing in the summer heat, and a strange engine knocking, that I figured out she had committed suicide IN the car by letting it run in the garage with the windows open. The car ran…

The Driver was distracted by Kinja’s Infinite Scroll and the 450 clicks it takes to read the comments

No.

maybe add an ottoman that is hinged at the front so it can be lifted for easy access.

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