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So the passengers should be belted in, and Erika is walking her dumb ass up taking photos and demanding to talk to the captain? Okay.
No, they do not have “unquestioned access” to the entire plane.
So did anyone at any point thought to ask her if she was okay? If she was acting off in DEN then how did none of the ground or flight crews notice? If she got progressively worse as the flight went on then what happened to cause it? And how the fuck did AirBecky got by the stewardess to get all the way to the pilot…
The thing is, it’s North Dakota. If we’d had a Stalin, that’s where all of the grimmest gulags would’ve gone. It’s a horrible, soul-crushing place, and AFAIK, the real indictment on this lady is not that she she was drunk on the job—she’s only human—but that she fucked up and chose an inferior drug like alcohol when a…
I thought it was illegal to use a cellphone to call or tweet while in flight. Unless it was a wifi flight. Which I doubt happened on a little regional carrier. Somehow I don’t see a fine in the snitch’s future.
In the unlikely event that you’re too old, too white, or, just a nerdy shut-in, the meaning in the headline “going HAM” can be found here. (‘Hard as a motherfucker’ (that is, apparently this flight attendant was exhibiting a notably high Mohs scale; likely somewhere between Quartz and Topaz))
Oh and fuck Erika. The stewardess didn’t endanger lives and you weren’t terrified. Yeah, you had a bad experience, and you absolutely deserve to have AA refund you for the flight. But your life wasn’t in any kind of danger.
If you’re gonna go H.A.M., you gotta go out in style, like this guy:
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Had I been the First Responder, I would have plugged that fucker in and hit “Potato.”