“That whore of Babylon wants our convent? Ha! She can have it over my dead bo-”

It’s the whole married to god thing right? In reality it means the church. You’ve just signed up to be married to your job with no prenup.

I once had to volunteer (school thing) at a Catholic clergy retirement home and it was the most depressing place I’ve ever seen. It was like a poorhouse. So I get why the nuns don’t want to leave their convent. I have no doubt that the diocese wants to send them to one of those horrid places. I swear it was like…

I often thought about stuff like this back when I was Catholic and the church would rotate priests between parishes every few years. A lot of the time, the priest liked where they were and probably would have preferred to stay, but they did as they were told. Nuns tended not to rotate that way; their placements were…

Same. Their fight is with the church, bringing Katy and her slutty, slutty ways is a smoke screen that makes the nuns look bad. The issue is that the nuns do Not own the property, the church does. There aren’t enough nuns left to keep the convent open and it is hella expensive to maintain. The church needs money,…

Basically, yeah. You can boil the vows a nun takes down to “do what the cardinal tells you, survive on what the cardinal gives you, do not complain about it.” I have a degree of sympathy for them, because giving up your home and facing financial insecurity does suck, but I don’t have sympathy for what they are doing…

I feel like the nuns’ gripe is more with the Catholic church than with Katy Perry. Am I reading that right?

TRUTH... 100%! I was raised catholic, went to ALLLLLLL the classes from baptism at 7 years old (mom was late to the religion party, she and my baby brother were baptized at the same time as me) to communion, weekly CCD at recess time, late night confirmation classes in high school, and my freshman year of college at a…

Nuns. Smacking the shit out of little kids since the beginning of time.

Quincy Jones is batshit insane and I’ll be damned if I believe more than half of what he said in that interview, but wow, this is how you apologize publicly. Kudos.

2005? Should’ve bought Apple stock. She’d be worth a billion or more.

What really gets me is he blamed his lawyers for it, when it very obviously was him calling them every day saying “make sure you mention Meryl didn’t accuse me! make sure you mention Jennifer Lawrence!” What a complete utter schmuck. That he doesn’t have the decency and plain old common sense to just take millions and…

Poor Lisa Marie. She grew up in Memphis and has no fucking clue about music.

The Elvis Estate generates millions of dollars per year. That’s guaranteed income. Why would you ever sell something that has a fantastic yearly return for something completely speculative.

With nasty looking gravy.

Harvey is aan example of just how much work we have to do. ‘What? I can’t even use Meryl’s name to justify my behavior? When will the witchhunt stop?”

I made a fortune in Fantasia Futures. :-)

I would think being vested in Elvis Presley would have been a worthy investment already. Oh, well. Lisa Marie needs to unplug her phone because the telemarketers will be taking the other 15%.

That’s just a round meatloaf.