Mercedes says that it already tested the EQS over more than a million miles

Yeah, their endurance for long trips went WAAAY up after we implemented this. I used plastic foam blocks from packages on top of the stool, and used plastic corner pieces used from strapping boxes attached to the bottom of the foam so it wouldn’t slide.

Jesus, if he’s actually dying, I almost feel sympathy watching this all unfold...not so much for him as a person really, it’s just kind of saddening that with all the potential a human being holds at birth, one could actually end up like...this. Sometimes I’ll be looking at him, and all of a sudden start really…

One time at the zoo I saw one giraffe drink another giraffe’s pee mid stream and then squirt it back out between its teeth like a cheeky statue. That was pretty wild. 

Tesla has their own media ecosystem, headed up by Electrek and extending through a series of evangelist blogs that brook no deviation from the Elon-is-God party line. The less they have to deal with an interested but reasonably impartial media that actually asks meaningful questions, the happier they are - and why…

Tesla are the second most petty and vindictive pricks on the planet, and the pettiest who are not gay vampires that are friends with racist wrestlers.

This is far too measured of a response when talking about a car that isn’t exactly your thing. I’m going to have to ask you to leave, sir.

Goes great with less positive results if we don’t test as much.

I test drove one. I’m a large person and the salesman with me was even bigger. In the middle of the test I was accelerating decently and decided to see what it would do flat out....to my dismay I already was flat out.

Yep. You nailed it for my household. My wife works from home, and she’s really missing her “alone at home” time, even though she was still working during that time. As for me, going to work is annoying, but you can only love family time so much....

You mean a car company that uses $1.25 Home Depot housing trim for critical components in it’s operation has a glass roof fly completely off while in transit on a $50k vehicle?

“Upon an audit of your account, it was determined that you did not pay for the roof option, so through an over-the-air update, it has been removed.”

They did find out and ran a software update “over the air”.  HA!!!!

Give them a break, they’ve only been building cars for 10 years now. How were they supposed to know that the roof needs to be attached to the car?

Once Tesla hears that you didn’t pay for the optional convertible package, you’ll be getting a bill in the mail.  

Here and I thought factory installed accessories like a roof didn’t get removed until after the second buyer takes delivery of a Tesla.

“You guys are always complaining about panel gaps; this was the easiest solution.”

Tesla over here doing a surprise release of the new Roadster.

It’s the Tesla Liberty