Still the greatest April Fools switcheroo of all time.

I am looking forward to the animated gif of Ivanka performatively dabbing her waterproof mascara with a handkerchief.

I don’t think one single person would be sad if he died. Melania would just go spend money.

Now this is the sticky sports content I’ve been waiting for! Wait, they said “stick *to* sports”? Well, this seems like sticking it to sports as well, so I guess it works.

He’s certainly a knob.

Hey Torch, man, thanks for a bunch of good times here. I’m sorry the site is exploding due to weaponized incompetence, but if it’s any consolation the work you and your colleagues do is great, and I am confident it will soon be recognized by someone who knows how to, say, own and operate a media website.

“Stick is candy!”

Same here. I only “watch” sports (while reading G/O sites on my iPad) because my husband watches sports. But I come here for Drew and his writing. And if I happen to walk away with some sports related trivia or a better understanding of something in the sports world, well, ok, that’s fine, I guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯  But I…

I am a huge fan, Drew, and I hate sports. I know I’m not Deadspin’s target demographic because I’m a woman in her 40s who doesn’t give a flying fuck about sports, but I came here for you because I think your writing is fantastic, and that led me to other articles and writers whom I would never have found if it wasn’t…

About four or five times this morning I habitually hit ctrl-t, then typed dea and hit enter for the autocomplete, just to go see what Deadspin had to say. This has been the one and only sports website for me SIMPLY BECAUSE it wasn’t bland recaps of a game with sports reporting interviews like “so, did you give 110…

I came here to say, if there’s any investors who are either readers, or who are eying this situation, I would totally be down to pay a subscription to Deadspin 2.0 or UnDeadspin. Actual human dollars, and not just ad revenue. And I’d like to think I’m not alone in that thinking, either. Let someone else’s fuck up be…

Seconding the relationship with the site and also that promise. You just know something’s gotta give, the corporate morons up top have made it clear they won’t stand for the shit the writers pulled yesterday - which by the way is absolutely, 100% in keeping with what we’ve come to expect from this team, and what we…

I’m 100 percent in support of the entire Giz family resigning and creating their own independent publication free from Great Hill’s bullshit, and would do everything I could to help out. And a paywall would totally be worth it if it keeps everyone safe from vulture capitalists.

Hey Drew. You’re the best, and good luck with the brain and everything.

A question for the Funbag: why should I keep reading anything on this website after Jim Spanfeller and Paul Maidment went to the lengths of firing Barry, like cowards, for the dumbest of reasons?

I want to support the writers here—this is both the best website that exists, and has ever existed, and the best sports…

Honestly the dealer puts this in crack pipe territory.  My gut says this was bought at an auction and every reputable dealer wouldn't touch this car. I would have to see it in person to know for sure, but this looks like the car sketchy dealers keep in the showroom so people see it, come in the showroom to look at it…

$20k can buy a lot of coke, my dude.

A tomato soup orange re-paint, aftermarket wheels, not much info in the ad, being sold by a questionable dealer and a high price. Hmmm, sounds like a CP to me.

The Mazda 2.2 felt a lot stronger than the 145 hp it was rated at. I haven’t gone back and looked at dyno sheets but I remember people saying it felt more like 170, anyway. It was a hell of a lot more tractable engine than the 2.3 pushrod turbo in the SVO/T-Bird.

I mean, I drove the Probe GT and the Mustang GT…

I agree with everything you said except “It became famous, but only among gearheads.”