Tried that on myself and now I’m a teenager. Help.

Took the words out of my mouth. I was gifted a C4 when my grandfather passed. As 20 year old idiot, I did not know what I had. I eventually sold it because I wanted a house instead, but every C4 I see on the road makes me feel guilty. It was not a great car by any means, but it was fun and cheap and I wish I had the…

Chuck’s got a lot of gambling debts.

Precision without accuracy. See also: people who refer to EST all year long.

I was a kid when the C4 came out. I don’t think anyone that wasn’t alive then doesn’t have an idea of how shocking that car was.

To be fair, coming 1st in slalom, 1st in braking, 2nd in lateral G’s, and 3rd in acceleration (while still being within a half second of the winner) was very admirable, especially when you factor in the price, which was not included in the points. It’s not like they were comparing front seat headroom and cargo space…

I always loved the C4's modern styling but the 1990 ZR1 was a true performance hero. The early 80's sports cars were emissions-choked disappointments. I still find it hard to believe they were only able to get 250 hp from the 5.7L L98. My, how times have changed. Manufacturers are getting 400 hp out of twin-turbo V6's…

Let’s check in on Shaq's integrity when Shake Shack expands to China.

As another commenter stated, that is a fuel injected - it’s TBI or Throttle Body Injection. It uses two large fuel injectors on top, similar in placement to where a standard carburetor would be. This is not a carburetor, it is fully electronic/computer controlled.

Love the look of the C4, and they’re not bad values at all in my opinion. No need to be a boomer - “boomers” are like any generation, they like the cars they couldn’t attain as kids or highschoolers. I was only a youngin when the C4 was hot, but as a kid had a thing for them. So I want one as well. Almost impulse…

Not surprising that he chose life lessons from working at the plant of a car marque that, like the Bulls, is now just a shell of what it used to be.

Boylen and his Saturine face needs the Pontiac and Oldsmobile treatment.

Do they have to bring their own hardhats and lunchpails or do the Bulls provide that for them?

“Clocking in” for the NBA is the equivalent of sending the new lady to the moon with the same technology they had on Apollo 13.

“it’s in their hands now”

Statues are inanimate objects and don’t have genders. This should be obvious to anyone.

Dude “just asking questions” about anti-conservative bias cant’t spell ideology right. Yup. Checks out.

I remember Carolla as a schmuck intern on local radio. He evolved into schmuck cohost of a “relationship helpline show” on the station (Rest in obscurity, Poorman).

“Five hundred twenty-five thousand, six hundred chicks I banged behind your back”

Patrick Bateman totally works because I bet the first dude has “Handsome, More Financially Successful Than Most, Sexual Scoundrel” on a bone white business card in just the perfect font.

handsome, more financially successful than most, and a classic sexual scoundrel.