He didn’t immediately shoot the black guy?

No. The work instructions end with providing the torque for the lug nuts and list it as the final step of the process.

How can you even tell if a sheriff’s deputy is concussed?

You should learn to read.

You’re making me so corny.

I wanted to take this opportunity to say that I am not going to continue reading Deadspin due to the management’s lack of concern for the user experience. These auto-playing videos with the sound on are too much. I’ve been a reader for nearly 10 years, but I can’t abide by such egregious lack of care for the product.

My buddy’s old roommate used to date a guy who looked exactly like Lo Duca to the point where that became his nickname.

I came into this intrigued by what Lo Duca had to say, and I’m no fan of Country Joe, but they did their homework before suing him, and it sure sounds like he’s full of shit. That begs the question of why he made up something that could be easily verified? Attention? Stupid, if so. And now it’s gonna cost him.

“May I speak with the Dean? Yes, hi, um...a friend, I mean...someone who works with my friend-uh-yes, told me, that is, told my friend that there are videos of a women’s soccer team taken in the locker room at your school on an ‘adult’ video site. What is the name of the site? I-uh...huh...I didn’t think to ask. And I…

probably because it never fucking happened 1312

As a Mets fan who has unfortunately been forced to follow Lo Duca’s post playing career.

Soon after Jerry started his crimes, Joe Pa was shown a daguerreotype of the abuse, and he brushed it aside to prepare for the next game. 

If anyone is interested in seeing some secret videos of me in my kitchen eating corn, talking about corn and talking to corn, I've uploaded them to corn hub. Check them out before they get taken down.

Heres a only slightly less creepy story from my high school:

I was only on the site to to figure out how to stay away from the site. 

Police described the video operation, which recorded five women’s teams visiting the small Christian school

It’s “Uncommon on our campus.” Like it only happens every couple years or so.

I tried to search the site to ensure the were taken down, but I got distracted.

The actual cost is for those Freestyle machines. Normal soda machines were usually given to the restaurant for free from the vendor. The Freestyle machines cost $400-600 each per month plus the added cost of flavors and more syrups. Universal is still turning a mighty profit, but it’s not quuuuuitttte as mighty as if…

“learned of the videos”