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Really distressing to see this “deny and smear” tactic become so prevalent in the age of Trump (although it certainly existed before). The really frustrating thing is it doesn’t really work! It is a tactic that fails over and over again!

Honestly, surprised it wasn’t a vape.

Taubman was holding a cigar

My God, he’s even got an advanced case of Backpfeifengesichte.

Username/comment synergy is always greatly appreciated.

This is more embarrassing than my unintentional smear campaign against Sports Illustrated when Kathy Ireland was on the cover.

i don’t understand this content when you could just do a shitty sub-par blog post about the jets QB with an ad withe guy from that show saying something about some stuff followed by not-gawker’s pivot-to-video five years after that strategy failed every website in the fucking world.

I think Sprint has the worst commercials.

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The last buggy whip CEO: “We can’t just think of these as whipping horses...we have to think about whipping ALL the things!”

But that would require him acknowledging that there is an incident in the first place. There is a new line of public affairs where you don’t deny that an event occurred or a thing was said. Instead, you disregard the possibility of that event or thing ever having the possibility of existing.

God, I don’t even have one dick growing out of my forehead.

I mean, there’s so much unchecked rage in that tweet that I can’t even parse what, exactly, the author is upset about. Black people?

Brady is an idiot douchebag and I’m super excited for idiots in my state to elect him a US Senator after he retires from football.

Brady is a true neocon - you can have millions and the world at your feet and still cry about you and your buddies being treated unfairly. Fuck the Pats, fuck Brady and fuck the whole organization of crybabies. 

The media may not be to blame for that, but they are responsible for the fucked up game of Where’s Waldo I have to play to find the fucking autoplay video blocking the sound from a video I, ya know, actually want to hear.

Well kiss me on the mouth and call me Tom Brady’s son... I don’t have anything else. This whole thing seems really stupid.

Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft all gladly endorsed a white supremacist for president.

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