Well that sort of depends. Like the cranes in Dunkirk, I have no idea why they couldn’t be omitted in post or something, or if I saw the ‘ole jet contrails in a new western film. The best was Craig Lieberman freaking the hell out when he read the script and they were going to have Tyrese do a front flip in 2F2F…

What’s the old saying? Give me power to accept the things I cannot change? In a lot of cases, you just can’t change stuff. You’re not removing SAFER barriers, because insurance says no, the tracks say no, the budget says no, the CGI people say maybe but then you see the budget and it turns out that the producers say…

Bale and Damon should team up for the movie we all want to see: Bourne Knight! Or Batman v Forgetful Man...They’re working titles leave me alone!

What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

Is it a documentary? No, then get over it! Stories are stories. Stories BASED on historical events are still stories, not history.

Pierre Delecto: Fupa Troopa 

Yeah, no. Food “science” is ridiculously bad in general, and this particular “experiment” is about as poorly designed as possible and doesn’t seem to hit the points being made about cholesterol and whatnot.

I feel like he didn’t care. He didn’t have to say that he had a secret Twitter account. That’s not a bread crumb, it’s a whole case file from a very evidence-rich crime scene. He said how many accounts he followed with it. He had to have known it would get figured out in a hurry. And as soon as he was asked about it,…

cannibalism is illegal buddy

I imagine after 6 years he just got comfortable with it being a thing, but silly for anyone to think they could drop breadcrumbs like that and not expect the internet to figure it out 2 minutes later.

I am. It was a milquetoast, boring show, and it made future tv worse with several series doing “will they/won’t they” tinkertoy storylines that go on for multiple seasons.

I too am shocked to learn it’s eliciting this kind of fan behavior and excitement. “Thousands” of Friends fans swinging by the restaurant on a weekly basis? I could imagine a handful of people knowing the exact address and visiting as a lark, but not throngs turning it into a pop culture shrine to the most white-bread…

Pierre Delecto, mom jeans connoisseur. 

I thought this was a Wendy’s.

Which was better: Pierre Delecto, Carlos Danger or Ron Mexico? My vote will forever be Art Vandelay.

This is substantially more wholesome than Carlos Danger.

Plot twist: he was Rude Negro all along.

Sir, this is an Arby’s.

This is not a dating site.

“The results probably shouldn’t come as a shock, as some of the leading causes of erectile dysfunction are heart disease, clogged blood vessels, high cholesterol, high blood pressure, obesity and metabolic syndrome—conditions that are known to be linked to meat consumption.”