If you’re a discerning VW Executive, yearning for a quiet and hard-earned vacation away from the non-stop 24 month shitstorm of Dieselgate, only one holiday destination is alluring enough for you. “I’m going to DisneyWorld in Florida”.

Congratulations, you got the joke.

“How much more grille could this have? The answer is none. None more grille.”  Derek Smalls, probably, upon viewing this car. 

I wouldn’t mind signing up for NM email subscription to get 15% off the first purchase.

I drive an acadia all the time and I dont have any issues. Might want to change how you adjust your mirrors.

Dig deeper and a lot of the fanboism is crypto politics. Supporting it — and a few other stores — is an article of faith.

If a Jez article pointing out that his healthcare plan is the opposite of what he said it was last year is enough to blow holes in his candidacy, he doesn’t sound like he was a strong candidate to begin with.

I am not quite moved by a still of Pelosi simply doing her job

A perennial pretender from South Bend? Somebody get that boy an exclusive TV contract with NBC!

He's a slippery opportunist. He tried this bullshit with his military record, when asked if he was a combat veteran. Pete, you're not charismatic enough to pull this off.

Spice is the Devil’s doing. Jesus loves you. See you at Church’s.

Simple. LeBron’s last height measurement came before he did something about his hairline.

“I have no sympathy for the situation.” This is what you are contributing to the conversation? Fuck you want, a cookie?

Awesome.  Now Mexican free climbers can come over the border and fill the freeclimbing jobs that American freeclimbers don’t want to do.

Eight days is an insanely quick turnaround to know something’s not working, almost makes you wonder why that shopping center didn’t pay a little better attention before giving that lease in the first place. Still, at least they showed some backbone in the issue, making a choice rather than shrugging the way an…

Spice is the Devil’s doing. Jesus loves you. See you at church. 

Good. Chick Fil A is horribly overrated. Sure, its decent, but Im amazed at how many people go crazy for it, when its just a bland chicken sandwich with okay french fries. Ooooh, but they made this decent sauce that goes on everything so you dont have to actually taste the blandness nearly as much!

The thing that sucks about teaching (I am married to a teacher) is that it is assumed you will work for free. And they do. They are contracted for a specific number of hours per year, but everyone knows that the number of hours are insufficient for prep, professional development and instruction time. So they work a…

I don’t think Ivanka would do that inside the magazine although she does have a very nice figure. I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter perhaps I’d be dating her.

Last year someone here (PolicyChick) called these types of couples “Doppelbangers” and I have used that term ever since.