Oh I absolutely promise I could not do it.

My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

Splinter could honestly have done with giving Dave Boddiger more to do, and not restricting his input to the weekends.

And obviously palmed that marathon ball.

If only I could have 36 pacesetters, bicyclists with drinks and protein, and a pace car with lasers, I think I could get out of bed in 1:59.40. 

With a robust coffee-delivery system implementation, we are confident that this 2 hour barrier can be breached.

Ok but if you said “they didn’t hit home runs, they hit a baseball home run distance,” then that would sound as silly as your second one.

Well, yes, but again: those are home runs, they’re pitches hit out of the field of play. That was a marathon distance, which is what running a marathon entails. 2 Hours is such an incredible barrier, such a daunting feat to reach, even approach, that his official world record is less than 2 minutes off of it. And even…

Yeah, but could he eat 50 eggs in an hour?

Under optimal conditions, our goal is to see if we can get this person out of bed in under two hours, to see if it’s even humanly possible.

Damn, that crowd watching it live in Kenya is more than attend a weeknight MLB game until the end.

Pretty sure I would legitimately struggle to ride a bike 26.2 miles in under two hours.

I like your style, I also think the 1-minute mile is the most elusive short distance running barrier

Eliud Kipchoge is an anagram of “Uh, Godlike Epic”

Me and this guy share 99.9% of our DNA. It took me two hours to get out of bed.

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Isn’t Holland calling this simple man a genius nothing more than self-fellation?

“How to Get Away With Murder”

Genius serial killer:

Thank you for this, Stassa. I made a similar comment under a story a few days ago, and I watched the 60 minutes segment last night. I had a similar reaction. I was uncomfortable with the framing of both the Texas Ranger and of Little. When he spoke in the interviews, it’s clear he’s not a genius, nor did he come…