I live my life by a simple code:

How is this even a question, you buy the best Saab you can find

To be fair....its much more attractive than the Model 3.

Off topic, but sometimes I sing your screen name when I am by myself.

You think that’s bad - I was SUCH a Pitt the Elder stan several years ago, but I wish I had deleted those tweets and repped Lord Palmerston instead.

Well, looks like we found the radical leftist...

On first glance at that top photo of Warren, I read the banner as “Unicorns For All”, which is a platform I could get behind.

I got a real spicy take over here: I think the president tweets too much. 

What is the exact point when malicious actors become apathetic as to just how transparently and grotesquely malicious their actions are? Is it after earning a specific dollar figure, or does it just become a matter of practice over time?

Pretty cool that our last two republican presidents didn’t really want to be president for any real reason except because then they’d be president and could show their daddies they were actually really good boys. And tough. And smart. So a few hundred thousand people had to die along with whatever was left of American…

You’re right to be embarrassed. How anyone could forget that asshole Helmut Kohl is beyond me.

I am neither a celebrity nor a politician (you’re welcome), which may have made my decision to disconnect completely from social media that much easier.

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

I’m not sure why I find “my friend who is Brad Pitt” so funny, but I audibly snorted when I read it. 

“ooooof just learned about george w bush”

Is that a dril tweet?

I loved his early work with Chris Bosh and Sam Cassell.

Wow this is as good as advertised so far but I had to stop to say that “Filed to: Send it like ‘bekah” is just incredible *chef’s kiss*

It is just ten different takes on bangers and mash.

As an old, my first reaction was why are you posting private information on Instagram, even if private. But then I realized there is no reason why someone shouldn’t be able to post on Instagram without having to worry about this shit. Just because it is new technology doesn’t mean the same expectations of decency,…

She is being called Wagatha Christie in the comment sections. Pretty funny.