Inb4 a swarm of Audi nominations. I’ll just throw the 4.2 timing chain clusterfuck out there.

Engine: a Honda engine.

Correction: everybody behind has to slow down because of whomever it is behind this guy that overreacts and brakes when they don’t need to. A gap is a gap, and people who use all of the available road - as in a proper zipper merge - help the greater good by maintaining the flow and keeping these backups short.

The guy…

I was one of those internet “experts” that had doubts. I’ve looked at their data and 100% agree that the lap time is real and I offer my apologies for doubting the veracity of their efforts. I fully applaud Lamborghini for releasing the data from the lap and urge any manufacturer attempting a record at the Ring to do…

Lamborghini will fight you. Lamborghini will fight your whole goddamn peasant family. Did you look at Lamborghini wrong? Who do you think you are? Lamborghini brought a goddamn laptop to the fight. Lamborghini is recording this. Lamborghini is going to use a f*cking satellite to quantify the speed, acceleration, and…

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

Make all the jokes you want, it is a great vehicle and it sells like hotcakes.

The Crosstrek + WRX and/or STI running gear would be a hilarious trollmobile and I want them to make it so badly.

(whispers) If you want it to be.

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

(Not so) grounded to the ground.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

^ Trump voter.

i dont know why they bothered.... i mean most look like this after 50 miles

I’m at my desk with a bloody mary right now. And if we can’t make rape jokes about inanimate objects, the terrorists (and/or Jezebel) have already won.

It’s like an Aston Martin had a few too many drinks and the Prius didn’t technically say “no.”

I’m no expert but judging by the thousands of videos online, it seems UPS drivers don’t actually like to walk and prefer just throwing the packages as soon as they can.