Agreed. Highly recommend. 10/10 will continue to hoon.

Somewhere a bearded man is yelling at his friends, “THAT 230K MILE TDI... NOT SUCH A BAD INVESTMENT NOW!!!”

I would imagine hell yes.

Not tested. As usual, poor people can go fuck themselves.

“I’m not paying $600 for a phone without a keyboard!”

Yes, because totally awesome instrument cluster:

It has all the best data

“It’s fabulous data, it’s transformational data”

I almost bought a two year old Vantage in 2013; ordered a new BoxsterS instead. Same money. I’ve been quite happy with my decision, except when I see an Aston Martin on the road — unless it’s on the side of the road.

NEVER AGAIN

But you CAN afford a Fiero, and some Testarossa parts... :-)

Dude...

No. They go to a nice race track upstate where they can run and be free and happy.

FATE NUMBER THREE: They end up on the front page of Jalopnik in a Freddy Hernandez story, exhorting readers to buy them for the price of a good used Lexus.

FATE NUMBER THREE:

Also, so you don’t have to say it:

Better high-res photos: https://flic.kr/s/aHskx8Lq1X

“Feels like you’re always stuck in 2nd gear!”