So much negativity around here. Knock it off. Think of something clever or interesting to add.

The monster definitely isn’t what it used to be. IMO its lost its charm when they moved to the new headlight style and complicated the design. Its sheer design simplicity is what made it bad ass.

No. 800cc is a “big” engine in my book, but this is America so people will always feel they need bigger/more, and given there’s an established market for this type and displacement of bike I am sure it will do well.

As a person with a Haldex all-wheel-drive, I definitely agree that it feels more like FWD+ than true AWD. A little disappointed but the negative performance aspects will not affect 98% of Audi buyers while the added efficiency “benefits” everyone.

This thread right here is going straight to the top of my “Best Things I’ve Ever Read On the Interwebz” list.

I AM LEARNING SO MUCH

Several inches. They’re long (longer than a typical human male’s) and skinny.

Gyros for everyone!

Answer the question, Jim.

Don’t you mean ram?

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Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

Can I fuck the goat non-stop 24/7 for a week or two and then be good for a few years?

As someone who breeds goats I can tell you right now that a goat’s penis extends A LOT more than 3-4 centimeters.

Good question! The goat is quietly replaced by another goat, you never actively see this happen and you may or may not ever notice depending on how strong your attention to detail is.

What happens when the goat dies

People only do if you choose to tell them, goats do not because they are goats.

Depends. Would my sheep get jealous?

i wouldn’t

It can't be that baaaaaaad.