Damn, man. Who pissed in your cheerios this morning?

In America, 2 tons is correctly refereed to as one Rosie Odonnell.

As an American a ton is 2000 lbs

I think the demonstration of torque mentioned was more the 6th gear acceleration

No, but as an american you also believe that 2 tons (4400 lbs) is light, so that evens things out.

I will always click on anything to do with the Pagani Zonda.

There were no IMS issues for Turbo models.

Eleven. Grand.

Holy Hell, I think we see the effects Doug has had on the Range Rover market.

People who buy new are the greatest people on the planet. I love them for taking the depreciation hit for the rest of us.

We miss him.

Of course if you need an audio system beyond your bike’s exhaust, it’s time to shop for a new motorcycle and not a $200 set of headphones.

Proof that you should never go FULL retard?

Yeah, it’ll hurt but I’ve budgeted for it. You’re exactly right, though.

Love the Doug articles. As always they are excellent and endlessly amusing.

It’s easier to do when you have a smaller, more homogeneous population.

While you’re right that the USA has had its head up its ass with regard to actual threats from the middle east, I didn’t realize that Ukraine, Georgia, Estonia, etc., were in danger of falling to ISIS.

This is called the “Tolken strategy” - When in doubt? Eagles.

Meanwhile in Finland

As much as Russia likes to have a ring of client states around them (and given historical events, it’s understandable), their increasing meddling under Putin is going to drive nations that have been traditionally neutral into the arms of Western alliances. Even if they don’t join up with NATO, I’d expect much cozier…