not "man" for $kaycog

BMW: We build excitement.

I am dying laughing in my office all alone right now.

Black magicians get a free pass too!

It seems that way. There's just lots of cute pics with them in it.

OMG! WTF?

"The suspect was seen brandishing a Rubik's Cube in a threatening manner. The officer had no idea it wasn't a real Rubik's Cube..."

Can we end the "everyone abuses rental cars" meme? Most car rentals are for insurance salesman to trundle around Raleigh.

This is messed up, now nobody on Jalopnik will buy a Veyron.

Maybe they'll accept a $5 off coupon from a competitor.

I did the research for you: Veyron tires.

"Oil change: $21,000

I know, I know, I know.

and I quote:

Indeed. I was lying in wait like a young spaniel, hungry for delicious, delicious socks.

How about a Citroën DS? I found you one on Auto Trader Classics for $39,500. BOOM. Way under budget.

There's only one choice: