Now, let's talk styling. No, the 996 isn't the most attractive car in the world. But when you go home tonight, take a good look in the mirror and ask yourself: Am I the most attractive human in the world? Of course you aren't. You're probably mediocre. You're probably in the bottom 50 percent, overall. In fact, and I…

Whenever people find out that I worked for Porsche, they always ask the same thing. They look at me for a second, then they think. Then they look at me again, and they think some more. And then they say: "Are you the asshole who designed the Panamera?"

You know, I used to think the same way. Then you start to realize, a lot of people really do need that capability, if infrequently. I find myself needing to tow a car 400+ miles round trip every few months, sometimes over 1000. I have many friends in similar situations, whether with cars, boats, campers, whatever.…

Well, it's a car meant to save the world. Which it doesn't.

6.) Ferrari California

Mmmmmm. Dat color, though.

How have I not heard the term "brodozer" prior to this article? It's...perfect.

That parking job tho.

Miata

psst, I have a secret for you. All of the Lexus models are just Toyotas underneath.

(To be fair) MOST bro trucks.

Hummer H2, nothing says I like to off-road less than this monstrosity.

The answer is always:

BMW M3 Convertible. Do I really need to explain?

You got pushed out the wrong vagina.

Remember last week when we dutifully and sadly told you about the first McLaren P1 crash in America? The one in Texas? Well, it turns out the 27-year old owner had the car less than a day. It's a good reminder that if you buy a supercar, maybe take a couple of days to feel it out before going all crazy.

Bought her in September of 98. I was 19. 94 RX-7 PEP. Still with me till this day.

My first car was a 1986 Acura Integra RS. My parents ought it a year or so after getting married. When I was born in 1988, I was taken home from the hospital in it. They kept it for 16 years (because it NEVER broke down and being a 5-door hatch was insanely practical) and when I started to drive, it became mine. …

Yeah, I went there.

He ruined BMWs. They're only now starting to undo the damage. I can even see shades of E46 in my F22.