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Welp, add this to the list of things I cannot un-see.

Sad dash is sad...

Clarkson's whole entertainment persona is based on a quasi-provincial, intentionally ignorant, archaically comical Imperialist British old man. At the same time, you can tell he's educated, well traveled, and articulate. So IMHO, there is little reason to believe he holds racial animosity any more than he believes

That spoiler shooting up and out of the car looks like an anal prolapse. Ewww Ferrari

Looks like you have issues more pressing than deciding which cars are important to you.

This appears to be a Maine Coon. If so, Ashley Force isn't just a cat person...

Right on top of the bird catcher. This cat knows what it's doing.

As a crazy cat man, this is awesome.

It means you have to buy a Wrangler since it's the only car on both lists. Those are the rules.

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The girl looks happy, but as a journalist, it is my job to be a skeptic. Maybe she was Forced, by Ashley Force? How did she get that name, Force, anyways? Hmmmm? (Ashley Force truthers, unite.)

That is pretty damning evidence... OF ASHLEY FORCE BEING AWESOME.

10. Chrysler Sebring

No one could POSSIBLY like Subarus AND Mazdas! YOU MUST BE ONE OR THE OTHER. STOP CONFUSING US.

No, you get opposing dealerships telling you to "just pick a side already, gosh!"

Well, as a bisexual woman who is currently looking at new cars (no, seriously, I am), all of the cars that I've been considering are either on the lesbian or the gay list. Does this mean I get a special rebate?

I'll take the car and the girl. I'll return one at the end of the weekend.

Ashley Force, like all the Force family, seems quite lovely and I can't fault her for wanting to bring cats with her on her trips. The life of a racer is a life on the road, and Ashley, like myself, has a hard time thinking of a place as a home without my cat.

...Well knock me over with a feather. I can safely say that I did not see that coming.

As a final "fuck you" to the NBA, Sterling plans on dying tomorrow.