I don’t know why, but I’ve never registered as a donor. For some reason, I just never checked the box. Thanks for posting this link, I just went and registered.

The banks are just in it for the money. Literally.

Yep, they need to edit the article. The in service date was 4 years and 10 months ago. Zero warranty here. They have the carfax on their website (http://inventory.mgmsl.com/web/used/Aston…).

They will offer him a confused look. That is all.

That too.

I think if she tried to ride that thing, she’d probably slip off.

“Yet every year more than a hundred thousand bikers five hundred thousand dirtbags descend on that tiny town for the annual Sturgis Motorcycle Rally.”

Woohoo! I have *none of these things on my bike! Do I get a gold star or stamp or something? Or do I just get to enjoy that smug sense of superiority?

The problem with that South Park episode is how many of those guys are actually wearing helmets. Totally fake.

Sorry, but 83 dB isn’t very loud, so there will be no ear bleeding. As long as people are within the LEGAL noise levels, I see no problem. The pipes that annoy you, me, and everybody else are not within the legal noise levels. That’s why they piss everybody off.

“We spent a solid five minutes trying to explain to him that no, that bike sounds like sex, and your bike sounds like Satan spray-farting hammers onto a sheet of aluminum.”

“Loud pipes” aren’t illegal. Exhausts over a specific dB measurement are. That varies state by state, but I really wish police would enforce it. My Termi’s on my Ducati aren’t quiet, but they are legal, all the way to redline. MN is easy too, a max of 83 dB measured 50’ from the side of the bike. It’s not hard to…

Straight pipes = asshole. I agree there. Loud pipes? Depends on loud. As long as it’s within the legal noise restrictions (like my Termi on my Ducati), then I see ZERO problem.

Wow, you sure shook the bees nest! I hate straight pipes. Flat out. Only moron ass hats have straight pipes. Loud pipes? Well... My problem is the generic term “loud pipes” used to describe anything not stock. My Termignoni pipe on my Ducati is louder than stock, but I measured it with my DB meter, and all the way up…

Lowered the price by pulling their pants down and bending over. Average price paid for one is down to under $37k, a full $10k short of what they wanted. I have to say, even at $37k it still blows my mind that people buy them. There are still tons of great (or even average) cars at $37k, especially if you are smart…

Guilty.

You were here! In our wonderful state that your state thinks of as fly over country? Wait, let me guess... “you would have known that if you followed me on twitter.”

Nobody goes to Arkansas.

That thing has to be an incredibly expensive build.