No Country for Old Men.

We need a think piece on how the rich white oppressor forced him into modern day slavery.

Do you think Greg Howard could write a quick think piece for us? It’s hard to formulate an opinion without his amazing journalism. Somehow this is the white man’s fault. I just need to know how so I can make snarky comments.

I’d really like to get Greg Howard’s take on this. I’m sure it’s the white man’s fault somehow but I really need a think piece to know exactly how to blame whitey.

We need a think piece!!!!!!!!!

Another white dude gets hired. TIME FOR A THINK PIECE!!!!!