“My belt holds up my pants. My pants have belt loops that hold up the belt. What the fuck’s really going on down there? Who is the real hero?”
- Mitch Hedberg

Other great cycling victories:

And their U-19 team won the U-19 Cricket World Cup too!

You think you’re the shit, aren’t you?

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Bonds is a Pretty Effective Dude when it comes to hitting instruction.

Jesus Christ. Just go to fucking sleep already if you're that tired.

You support which position? Keeping peons away from rich people? Or devaluing paying customers’ tickets by obstructing them from conveniently selling them at market prices?

Buddy, we all know that they’re allowed to do it. The point is that it sucks.

You might have the largest disconnect between user name and actual comments in Deadspin history.

the left eyebrow is really doing its own thing over there.

Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

No, just because it’s Oklahoma City.

Aaron Rodgers hopes the NFL continues to allow beards.

here’s hoping that Cuban ballplayers will be able to come to MLB via safer means.

I feel like those exact words could be humanities’ epitaph.

I know a lot of beaver’s what were sore are being hit by a log

"QUOTES"

"To be honest, I find inspirational quotes to be pretty damn boring." -Matt Novak

That's kinda inspirational, though. ;)

I had never tied Skip and Rick Bayless together in my mind until I read your comment. Mind blown.