Well, the employee said, “I want that.” And United Airlines asked, “Are you a 10 year-old girl wearing leggings?” And when the employee said no, United decided to revoke the passenger’s ticket with extreme prejudice.

So would using the filibuster to block a record number of lower court nominees by Obama count as grace?

Oh man, acting like a decent human being for 8 years, how horrible was it? Not being able to be an open bigot for for that long must have felt like an eternity.

Ugh. It is amazing to me there are people to whom “I am remembering a parallel universe!” is more plausible than “I held a common misconception”.

“Oh...nice gift. Thanks. Fuck this gift, it’s HIDEOUS.”

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Jesus, Take The Bat.

These days, I honestly can’t tell the difference between a mandala and a round crocheted doily.

And where is the crossover point where the chance of getting hit by a car during all that walking cancels out the benefit of all that damn walking.

You’re right. Trump is going to win in 2020, so long as we continue to demand 100% purity from every Democratic politician.

As an Old, I bore witness to that broadcast.

*insert GIF of the Popsicle Twins here*

Honestly I’ve been refreshing Louise’s twitter page like a madwoman, esp. because she retweets all the other accounts so you only have to go one place for it all.

Follow on Twitter:

Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

“To me, their opinion is valuable precisely becaue they don’t have any credentials attached.” Wow. You actually think people (any people) who are completely uninformed and uneducated about international relations are qualified to give their opinions about Russia. Wow. Next time you or a family member needs an X-ray or…

How are chicks who have procreated the only people who have “families?” And how does having children—and only having children—make on an expert on anything?

Briefly, I don’t think I was suggesting that these women should be silenced or that they should never be allowed to talk publicly.

It takes a walled-off community