Meanwhile, middle-aged white women and white teenage girls named Madysyn and Kynlee were robbing the place blind.

Harry inherited millions of pounds from his mother. They will be fine.

The North may have won the war, but the South won the peace.

She shouldn’t be in jail; she should be the grand marshal of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade

Leonna Helmsley, not Martha

What?!? This article is about sports, and we’re allowed to comment?

Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach.

There is no such thing as a good cop.

“Ted Danson’s wife...”

And another:

Is anyone more punchable than smug, privileged, young white guys?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Good for you! I shall use your progress as inspiration.

Oh my god, are we the same person? I have also put on a lot of weight, too, though.

“Sure, Dems aren’t much better”

Me too. And an employee.

Are you a Rutgers alum?

I’m confused; I thought Hope Hicks was the one with the bullet necklace. If this is Hicks, who’s the other one?

Misread.

I just this second asked a co-worker this question. She’s not sure she’s in, but I think I might take a quick peek if no one is underage. I’d have to bleach my eyeballs afterwards though.