Ugh. It is amazing to me there are people to whom “I am remembering a parallel universe!” is more plausible than “I held a common misconception”.

“Oh...nice gift. Thanks. Fuck this gift, it’s HIDEOUS.”

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

Jesus, Take The Bat.

Is it possible to stop watching Walking Dead and not comment on every single Walking Dead article on the internet saying that you don’t watch Walking Dead anymore?

I understand that’s part of the series’ purpose, to show the murky morality of living in a world where others have free reign to indulge their worst impulses. But at a certain point, it gets hard to stay invested in a series where everyone is being varying degrees of awful.

These days, I honestly can’t tell the difference between a mandala and a round crocheted doily.

And where is the crossover point where the chance of getting hit by a car during all that walking cancels out the benefit of all that damn walking.

You’re right. Trump is going to win in 2020, so long as we continue to demand 100% purity from every Democratic politician.

As an Old, I bore witness to that broadcast.

*insert GIF of the Popsicle Twins here*

Honestly I’ve been refreshing Louise’s twitter page like a madwoman, esp. because she retweets all the other accounts so you only have to go one place for it all.

Follow on Twitter:

Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

did I say that anyone wants me to stay? I really want to leave. But, what I want matters little. Politics? Not matter? Maybe not. But, polices do harm people and people are very important. Clearly you dont think people matter. I do.

It just makes me angrylaugh that ‘the party of personal responsibility’ is making it LEGAL for a doctor (who took an oath or moral responsibility no less) to actively dodge their responsibilities.

Yeah, it’s definitely not pro life, because these fucking people don’t give a damn about these babies anymore the instant they actually leave the womb. In fact they’re actively hostile towards baby health and general well-being, physically and mentally, considering they’re also against things like universal…

Anti free choice.

FUCK ALL OF THIS. MORE TRANSPARENCY. CHRIST.