Don’t worry, the new secretary of Education will settle this...

Eh, at least the liberal definition of patriotism tends to include “recognizing when my country fucks up so it can be better.”

You might be shocked to know that there are indeed flat earthers out there. Guess which candidate they voted for, overwhelmingly? Two guesses...

GEORGE DOESN’T EVEN OWN A BATHROBE, FAKE NEWS

As Slow Mutant pointed it, that should be all you need! But no, firstly I like that he’s not in the Senate or the House, so we won’t be losing a seat. He is the ONLY candidate who participated in the women’s march. He is young, fresh and exactly what this goddamn party needs. PLUS this was rad as hell.

I’m disappointed in this. I really think that Pete Buttigieg is the right person for the job.

Stop it, you guys. My boyfriend George Glass was killed in the Bowling Green massacre. Have some sympathy for my tragedy.

This is so dangerous. Once someone from the administration says something, it becomes fact to a certain group of people. It doesn’t matter if they make an attempt to retract it (p.s. despite some articles I’ve been reading, I don’t see the above as a retraction, it’s almost more of a doubling down.)

Cut them some slack. Their Director of Ethics died in the Bowling Green Massacre and they’re still too distraught to find a replacement.

The thing is, Briles is not some evil outlier, he is your typical high level college coach. Do you think Nick Saban or Urban Meyer or whatever hot coach hasn’t squashed rape and assault beefs for their players? We know in that, in the South especially, the local police departments are keen on protecting the football…

You can’t possibly think that pulling a gun on someone is worse than actual (gang) rape.

I think the ATF targeted the wrong compound...

Great work by you and Moskovitz keeping the light on these cockroaches.

Burn this program down

He’s Trump’s Rasputin, and I hope he suffers the same fate.

Yea, the Congressional Democrats finally started eating their Wheaties, apparently.

I’m quite familiar with her, but I’m going to give her the benefit of the doubt here because this is a pretty fucking serious thing to do. Regardless of its intent, I’m fucking here for it.

Usually she only uses her power to prevent young democrats from advancing in Congress.

It’s about time she found her fucking spine.

I am looking forward to the Trumpsatzgruppen figuring out a quasi-legal way to skip the next election.