Remember when he orchestrated that witch hunt/mock trial against hillary at the RNC setting himself up as some kind of arbiter of morals and good judgment? Asshat.

Remember when this shameless fuck face tried to pass himself off as some kind of middle ground moderate conservative? Me neither. Dip shit belongs in jail.

He Who Shall Not Be Named has made them bold! There’s no shutting this down in our lifetime. Progress in this country is two steps forward, one step back and this right here, is a step back, the backlash to the incredible leap forward that was Obama.

So this asshole is studying for a career in Law Enforcement?

in all seriousness emma thompson is the one person i would allow to slap me in the face

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

These people would like to go back to the days of the uneven parallel bars. Separate, but equal.

The “From Faaaar and near, we came to Rutgers” is a clever way to retain the nice “Ahh” sound of the classic “Faaahhter” in the original line. It’s also a significant improvement over the meaning of the original version of the line. Stop being an old fart.

Every time she breathes, a scandal is manufactured by some assholes. Fuck off.

He just gave a press conference. I suspect you’re immune to facts though.

And it’s really the only really well written and watchable network comedy. It’s absolutely fantastic.

It’s so great! I don’t understand why everyone doesn’t watch it.

Must be hard at this point to be pro-Preller and move forward.

I really haven’t seen anyone having that strong of a reaction, so I’m not sure where you’re getting that people are freaking out.

“To a certain extent you missed the point by asking that question, however, I understand that within that question is your desire to be black.”

Moe was considered to be the smartest Stooge... he was still a Stooge.

A GREAT POINT MADE BY MY COLLEAGUE STASSA and furthermore LET’S ALL LISTEN TO WHAT STASSA JUST SAID

Since you have no other women on your team—how are you going to execute this without your male colleagues chiming in? I frequently work on all-male teams and I think it might work, for what it is worth.

“Oh lord, the hypocrisy of Democrats this year reminds me why I left the party”

You’re using the word Democrat as an adjective, which is really distracting. The correct adjective is Democratic. Democratic AG, Democratic surrogate, etc. I know many Republicans have poor literacy skills but too many make this basic grammatical mistake. It’s hard to take someone seriously when they lack basic…